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I'm currently amassing an armada that includes Doctor x Rose (usually I write ten x rose but I've been known to do eleven and nine as well) Loki x Darcy, Olicity, and any minute now Ichabbie is going to be part of the mix. I'm not moffat-friendly or even moffat-tolerant. Fic writing is a passion of mine, along with being snarky and drinking cider. Usually at the same time. I love asks and fic prompts. Feel free to ask me anything, I don't bite. (actually I do, but not outside of the bedroom so you should be fine)

kbrand5333:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

Reblogging just because my friend’s son is named Shane.

gallifreyglo:

justjaybaby:

tomfighter:

'The Hollow Crown' panel discussion at the PBS portion of the 2013 Summer TCA Tour

Jesus look at those eyes! *swoons*

Seriously was this ‘shopped? Why are his eyes so blue here?
leftylain

I would answer you, gallifreyglo,  but I’m trying to peel my ovaries off the computer screen.

allegoricalrose:

whatwecanfic:

allegoricalrose:

GitF musing

Was re-watching GiTF yesterday (NOT for pleasure. Never for pleasure. *research*) and since most of us rarely watch that train wreck, it was interesting seeing what was ‘canon’ in there and what wasn’t.

Namely that there is no way Rose could know about *that kiss* unless the Doctor later told her. She and Mickey were busy far away on the ship. 

(also, Moffat was so bent on portraying Rose as the nagging wife and she-who-shall-not-be-named as the mistress that he definitely would have included Rose’s reaction if she’d seen it)

Also the reason rose looked so stunned once he jumped through the mirror is because she was secretly time lord mind texting him:

R: what the French doctor!!?? You got a plan to get back here?

TD: I should be able to reverse the um trans-temporal uh retro salanoid

R: so, that’s a no?

TD: France is stupid Rose can you just tell the Tardis to come get me

R: you’re never going to learn that way.

TD: pleeease rienette is all handsy and my tongue misses you. I think it’s crying. It’s all wet.

R: handsy? What’s happening over there?

TD: I don’t know. I don’t like it. I want my Rose. Oh wait she’s saying something about a fireplace brb.

Good. *thrums fingers together* Good. 

Please also note whatwecanfic's interpretation of the tongue-telepathy. Because that's what it is. The Doctor is a tongue telepath. (also, other body parts)

Oh Rose knew about the kiss. They were already mind bonded by that point from all the freeky time lord sexy times they’d been having.

Rose gets a wet sock taste in her mouth every time someone kisses the doctor. Rose knows that sometimes people are going to throw themselves at the doctor, but since she’s nice and knows there’s a good chance that person may be about to die, they agreed that he should just keep his tongue in his mouth and suppress his gag reflex until they’re out of the room.

And every time it happens she makes him “make it up to her” later. (via whatwecanfic

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

godofmischief-dot-org:

I should probably tag my porn…

Dear Lord, yes you should….

bittie752:

Email notification on phone goes off.

Eagerly drops everything to check mail.

Sees that it’s not a fic update notification.

Sadly goes back to previous task.